purple-nips

booh

baiseurbaiseur:

Since Mother Nature isn’t providing any sun, I’ll wear these in the rain.

artmonia:

Abracadabra by Alberto Macone

why would i wear pants when i could not wear pants

(via realslimschadey)

everything’s happening too quick for my wallet

(via nbaum)

They’re like, 12 — The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via ecartum)

(via nbaum)

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

(via nbaum)

theyellowbrickroad:

internet crushes more like what the fuck am i doing with my life

submit your nudes to Dennys for a free breakfast

(via kanyeastcoast)

oldguyhavingaheartattack:

THE BIRDS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW ARE BEING SO LOUD. IF THEY DO NOT BE QUIET I AM GOING TO EAT THEm

(via latulapyrope)

sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

(Source: hoshigumayuugi, via bl-ossomed)

They’re called eyebrows cause my eyes be browsing yo fine ass

(via barbieandken)

mariaglp:

Susan J. Zimmerman